My mom's head blew up!

It happened. I never thought it would. But my mom yelled so much that her head blew up.
It didn't actually blow up but for a moment it looked like it did. She was yelling about how I should have gotten better grades and that I never do anything. Then pop! A vein in her head ruptured spraying blood all over me and my little brother who was in the room at the time. She didn't even notice for a minute. Just kept on yellin'. But when she saw how we were looking at her and rubbed her head. She figured it out. At first she was surprised then she asked me to go get some paper towel which I did. She wiped everything down calmly then called the doctor for a check up. When she was finished my brother and I stared at her for a little before getting the hell out of there. She probably wasn't in the best mood after all.

By the way I have no idea if this could actually happen so don't take my word for it.